No matter where you are, renting an apartment sucks. In cities like New York, people line up for blocks to find a decent deal on a place, and even the worst buildings can go for several million dollars.

For less in-demand cities, things aren’t much better. You still have to deal with bad landlords who will try to steal your security deposit, poor maintenance of a building over time, and a litany of other issues for which there’s little recourse besides casting your fists into the air and cursing God.

At least some apartments admit that they’re shit. For example, this apartment listing notes that the ceiling is full of holes and leaks water into the apartment. You say leaky roof, I say a little extra natural light! You deserve it for $2,200-plus per month.